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satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be double sided posters
satan: let there be 3 years since the last update
satan: let there be character urls that haven't been used in 2 years
satan: let there be alphabets in math
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myasianhusbands:
i want a guy that is cute and funny but not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that’s tall and skinny not buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi like is that so hard to find
cockringtoss:
do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day
niggermom:
im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me
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kallano:
why r u like this you were supposed to act cool
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bootipop:
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
leonmcgann:
getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality
iguanamouth:
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
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szszsz:
Some fanfics are so good they deserve fanfiction
Some fanfics are so good they deserve a tv series
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iantsu:
if i die before one piece ends i’ll cry as i’m dying
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cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
[Dramatic music]
Me: *Sneezes*
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I hope Yesung realizes how important and...
Me: so how many times can I reblog from this person without being creepy?
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